Guys, how often do you?

Rub one out, cuff the puppy, polish your knob, bop the bishop, flog the dolphin, choke your chicken, milk the one eyed snake, spew the gew?

Spank the monkey? It’s always depended on a few factors.

When I was younger and my hormones were raging, it was at least once at night and once in the morning (and sometimes several times in between), but I also used to get hard sitting in class then too.

When I’m not getting sex on a regular basis, the frequency goes up too. Someone once told me there’s only 3 ways to get rid of the edge: sex, masturbation and wet dreams (which is just masturbating in your sleep), otherwise you get blue balls.

Right now, things are pretty good sex-wise and the hormones are at a reasonable level (no hard-ons at the office), so not too often.

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